mass gov dua.

an excerpt from a conversation i had while filing for unemployment on the phone.

lady: it says you worked for blue man group.
me: yes ma'am.
lady: what did you do for them?
me: i was one of their performers. a blue man.
lady: you're a blue man?
me: yes ma'am.
lady: wow! what a real treat! hahaha! i have to tell someone. i have to tell the person next to me!
me: uh, ok.
(on hold)
lady: ok. wow! i never had a blue man on the line before. so, are there 4 of you guys on stage? i can never tell, you all have some visual illusions going on, i always get confused.
me: there's just three of-
lady: wait right there, she's back, i didn't tell her before because she wasn't at her desk. be right back!
me: great.
(on hold)
lady: ok, this is so great!

thank you unemployment lady.

bhurin