cheddar and sour cream chips, cheetos puffs, skittles, chewy sprees, gummy worms, mike's super trail mix, godfather pizza from nick's pizzas and subs, gummy lifesavers, and a 2 liter of coke were my food rations during an epic journey that is the lord of the rings trilogy extended version.
11 hours later, i'm proud to say that i traveled alongside frodo and sam on a (plot spoiler) successful mission to destroy the ring. the specific combination of a sedentary day, processed "food," and frigid weather provided an immense amount of flatulence from the quartet that pretty much covered the entire audible and aromatic spectrum.
on another note, i've ended my mustache growth project due to low performance levels of the facial hair located along the ridge of my upper lip.
i take my leave.
bhurin
playlist:
hot water music - no division
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